Pommisrak is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered pigeon.

Pommisrak created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pommisrak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pommisrak, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pommisrak's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Pommisrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Always obey Pommisrak's priests.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.