Listtofcun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous naga.

Listtofcun created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Listtofcun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Listtofcun, he will turn you into a plant.

Listtofcun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Listtofcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Never prepare apples during summer.

4. Never stain your back with yellow.

5. Do not dye your hair white.