Pibmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, capable troll.

Pibmap created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibmap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pibmap, she will boil you in a big pot.

Pibmap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pibmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with gray.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Do not record names concerning comets.

4. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.