Viddabciss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fussy eagle.

Viddabciss created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Viddabciss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Viddabciss, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Viddabciss' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Viddabciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.