Yogfetrill is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy rat.

Yogfetrill created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogfetrill, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yogfetrill, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yogfetrill's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yogfetrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never mark doors with indigo.

4. Put Yogfetrill first in all things.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.