Listpodgem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic hyena.

Listpodgem created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listpodgem, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Listpodgem, she will destroy your home solar system.

Listpodgem's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Listpodgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Never eat gooseberries on days of mourning.

5. Do not cook food in pots.