Midhasnill is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous mink.

Midhasnill created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midhasnill, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Midhasnill, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Midhasnill's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Midhasnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never cross crossroads at midday.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Never look in ponds.