Mifdut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful walrus.

Mifdut created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifdut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mifdut, she will turn you into a tree.

Mifdut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Mifdut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.