Tongomlimtallistlog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciless squirrel.

Tongomlimtallistlog created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tongomlimtallistlog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tongomlimtallistlog, she will make you grow a tail.

Tongomlimtallistlog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tongomlimtallistlog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

5. Do not cook food in pots.