Yiktikcab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, caring naga.

Yiktikcab created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yiktikcab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yiktikcab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Yiktikcab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yiktikcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Yiktikcab in the centre of the settlement.