Dutgilsom is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent finch.

Dutgilsom created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Dutgilsom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dutgilsom, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dutgilsom's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dutgilsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not take Dutgilsom's name in vain.

3. Do not wear shoes marked with blue.

4. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing dresses.

5. Always help dogs.