Tanbenbid Flisfobtab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring mink.

Tanbenbid Flisfobtab created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbenbid Flisfobtab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tanbenbid Flisfobtab, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tanbenbid Flisfobtab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tanbenbid Flisfobtab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Run away from white monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.