Donpigfot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent bat.

Donpigfot created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donpigfot, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Donpigfot, she will not care.

Donpigfot's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Donpigfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must love Donpigfot.