Hadmotfag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful snake.

Hadmotfag created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadmotfag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hadmotfag, she will laugh at you.

Hadmotfag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hadmotfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove rings before touching carbon.

2. Never wear indigo shorts.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.