Hadflatrak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, clever cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hadflatrak created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadflatrak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hadflatrak, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hadflatrak's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hadflatrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing kilts.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not prepare lemons while filled with anger.