Habget is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying alligator.

Habget created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Habget, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Habget, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Habget's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Habget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never mix bananas with ash.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.