Stipbet is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent fox.

Stipbet created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbet, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stipbet, she will turn you into a snail.

Stipbet's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stipbet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Stipbet on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.