Pinhatkimdun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, irritating wyvern.

Pinhatkimdun created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinhatkimdun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pinhatkimdun, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pinhatkimdun's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Pinhatkimdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. You must love Pinhatkimdun.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Always take life seriously.