Cussawdiss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart wasp.

Cussawdiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussawdiss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cussawdiss, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cussawdiss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cussawdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Cussawdiss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about stars.