Arnnakcud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust sheep.

Arnnakcud created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnnakcud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arnnakcud, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Arnnakcud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Arnnakcud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never cross rivers at dawn.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.