Getdisspin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful hippopotamus.

Getdisspin created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Getdisspin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Getdisspin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Getdisspin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Getdisspin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four rats approach from the east.

2. Always obey Getdisspin's priests.

3. Always wash your arms before prayer.

4. Never bounce near great tits.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.