Rulartgun is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil armadillo.

Rulartgun created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulartgun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rulartgun, it will turn you into a rat.

Rulartgun's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rulartgun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never wear mauve rings on sacred days.

5. Do not take Rulartgun's name in vain.