Jonvedsad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered crane.

Jonvedsad created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Jonvedsad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jonvedsad, he will turn you into a snail.

Jonvedsad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Jonvedsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning planets.

2. Never touch ash while clean.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Jonvedsad on top of important buildings.

5. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.