Ripfigpib is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, smart fox.

Ripfigpib created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripfigpib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ripfigpib, she will strike you with lightening.

Ripfigpib's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ripfigpib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ripfigpib.

3. Never feed oranges to hamsters while wearing boots.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.