Dotafomin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, self-assured lion.

Dotafomin created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Dotafomin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dotafomin, she will turn you into a goat.

Dotafomin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dotafomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not drink alcohol.