Hivbitnart is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, conceited crab.

Hivbitnart created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivbitnart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hivbitnart, he will be very unhappy.

Hivbitnart's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hivbitnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.