Tannablibhiv Fenfudzaklag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying lobster.

Tannablibhiv Fenfudzaklag created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tannablibhiv Fenfudzaklag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tannablibhiv Fenfudzaklag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tannablibhiv Fenfudzaklag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tannablibhiv Fenfudzaklag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never adorn your face with indigo markings.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Do not shave your arms.