Nuttmatnar Minnulldob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered horse.

Nuttmatnar Minnulldob created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmatnar Minnulldob, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nuttmatnar Minnulldob, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nuttmatnar Minnulldob's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nuttmatnar Minnulldob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near nematodes while wearing indigo dresses and balancing three nickel spheres on your arms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not sprint at mountains.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.