Popquamgep Bab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy weasel.

Popquamgep Bab created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popquamgep Bab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Popquamgep Bab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Popquamgep Bab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Popquamgep Bab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Popquamgep Bab.

2. Never mark doors with violet.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Never travel toward the west during winter.

5. Popquamgep Bab loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.