Fengessbusdit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, pitiless cow.

Fengessbusdit created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fengessbusdit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fengessbusdit, it will come to you in dreams.

Fengessbusdit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fengessbusdit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Fengessbusdit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not record signs concerning stars.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.