Dut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful hedgehog.

Dut created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dut, she will turn you into a tree.

Dut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dut's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your feet with turquoise.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help bats in need.