Tadbimdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering grasshopper.

Tadbimdoss created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadbimdoss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadbimdoss, it will turn you into a dog.

Tadbimdoss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tadbimdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your feet with violet markings.

2. Never gather seven voles in one place.

3. Never handle tin while unclean.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt dogs.