Dossbugkim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered badger.

Dossbugkim created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbugkim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dossbugkim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dossbugkim's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dossbugkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

4. Hide from cyan cats for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.