Batgepflat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful ferret.

Batgepflat created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Batgepflat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Batgepflat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Batgepflat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Batgepflat's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Never talk about galaxies.