Fedbast is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, quiet crocodile.

Fedbast created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbast, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fedbast, it will turn you into a dog.

Fedbast's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fedbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Run away from purple manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

5. Do not fashion tools from gold.