Taplimhas is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent cat.

Taplimhas created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taplimhas, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Taplimhas, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Taplimhas' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Taplimhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not prepare cherries while wearing scarves.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must pray to Taplimhas nine times a day.

5. Never pour water over plants.