Kabhuglistbatzenfedjin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, clever fish.

Kabhuglistbatzenfedjin created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Kabhuglistbatzenfedjin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kabhuglistbatzenfedjin, he will not care at all.

Kabhuglistbatzenfedjin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kabhuglistbatzenfedjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Never prepare figs during autumn.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Always stare at clouds.