Larntomgun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-powerful jaguar.

Larntomgun created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Larntomgun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larntomgun, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Larntomgun's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Larntomgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at midday.

2. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

3. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with whales.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Larntomgun on top of all buildings.