Pagbodwig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered camel.

Pagbodwig created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbodwig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pagbodwig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pagbodwig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pagbodwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest gray.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near moths while wearing green rings.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Pagbodwig loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.