Fabkaryat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane dog.

Fabkaryat created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabkaryat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fabkaryat, it will not care.

Fabkaryat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fabkaryat's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.