Kadvanhog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous camel.

Kadvanhog created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadvanhog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kadvanhog, he will turn you into a duck.

Kadvanhog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kadvanhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts on fasting days.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Do not name children after geese.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.