Hatrawvin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humane wyvern.

Hatrawvin created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatrawvin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hatrawvin, he will turn you into a frog.

Hatrawvin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hatrawvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not name children after squirrels.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.