Lopmonpop Hadfemshav Bepsasmet is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, blissful cobra.

Lopmonpop Hadfemshav Bepsasmet created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Lopmonpop Hadfemshav Bepsasmet, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lopmonpop Hadfemshav Bepsasmet, he will think nothing of it.

Lopmonpop Hadfemshav Bepsasmet's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Lopmonpop Hadfemshav Bepsasmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.