Pagbomhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, tiresome rhinoceros.

Pagbomhad created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagbomhad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pagbomhad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pagbomhad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pagbomhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

2. Never mix pineapples with ash.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

5. Do not travel during summer.