Koplibnat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented wyvern.

Koplibnat created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Koplibnat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Koplibnat, it will boil you in a big pot.

Koplibnat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Koplibnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Koplibnat's priests.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Koplibnat on top of all buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.