Omtzankon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody armadillo.

Omtzankon created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Omtzankon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Omtzankon, it will refuse to believe in you.

Omtzankon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Omtzankon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always obey Omtzankon's priests.

3. Never leap near porpoises.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.