Fedontbus is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fast dugong.

Fedontbus created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedontbus, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fedontbus, he will strike you with lightening.

Fedontbus' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fedontbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not shave your back.