Yimquafwat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sapient bee.

Yimquafwat created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimquafwat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yimquafwat, she will curse you with boils.

Yimquafwat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yimquafwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not prepare spinach while wearing shoes.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.