Sabmetcib is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast horse.

Sabmetcib created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabmetcib, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sabmetcib, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sabmetcib's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sabmetcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms purple.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never mark doors with mauve.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing gray shoes and balancing six silicon spheres on your back.