Zodsisbed is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate fairy.

Zodsisbed created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Zodsisbed, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zodsisbed, he will destroy your home planet.

Zodsisbed's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zodsisbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.